Houston PetTalk’s mascot, Henrietta, feels the BURN of having an errant cousin in her ancestry. Her previously undisclosed cousin Helmut, raps his Donald Trump jive. For the FULL story, check out Henrietta’s column in the JanFeb Double issue 2017…
For the 25th anniversary issue, April 2025, we decided to reveal the true voice, instrumentals and recording of Helmut’s Trump rap song….wait for it….wait for it…Dr. Mark Silberman – the man that can do anything! He can fix animals, fix electrical and plumbing, make everyone laugh, play music, change a tire, decorate (to some degree), line dance to Saturday Night Fever’s famous song, Night Fever, geld two llamas by watching a YouTube video, clear brush with a tractor and so much more…the only thing he is not good at is driving (arguably a more important skill than all the rest but hey…no one can be good at everything!).
Illustration by Jim Tweedy, Colorized by Desiree Lonsway
